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Well, I know that that's a dude in drag
But he's still prettier than any girl I've had
His legs are smooth, he's made up so good
And if I could, then Hell yeah, I would
But then my thoughts conflict, but not for long
I wanna get in closer, wanna get it on
So I build up the nerve, walk up, say "Hi"
I can't believe that she's a guy
A poisoned apple, or my sweet cherry pie?
Oh, boy...

He's the prettiest thing I've seen
He's prettier than girls in magazines
He's even prettier than your Mom
Oh Hell yeah, he's da bomb

We laugh laughs and drink more drinks
And I dig her tastes and the way she thinks
Then I think to myself, "Boy, this could be the one
I feel like I've won, fuck yeah!"
Grab her hips, then pull her in tight
Now we're kissing with passion, and the shit feels right
My hands crawl up her skirt, what's that?
There's something there, handle with care
Proceed with caution, or do I even dare?
Oh, boy...

Well now, I don't know, what do I do?
Do I seal the deal, what would Jesus do?
Well, it might feel icky, but it might feel good
I might regret it if I didn't, yeah, I probably would
So I'll give it a go, I mean what do I care?
It's not like we're defined by what's down there
And he's my groovy girl and I'm her lucky dude
And if that causes you a panic, well then you can lick my shoes

We are happy, we're in love having fun
We are harmless, we're not hurting anyone
We all must live together, but acceptance has its foes
There are bigots, there are racists, and homophobic assholes
There is war, there is hunger, there are guns everywhere
But the "Queer Agenda" gives you a bigger scare
There's so much horror you block from your sight
But when it comes to gay equal rights
Well, there's an issue that you're prepared to fight?
Oh, boy...

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from Christo Renel Plays in Traffic, released July 31, 2020

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Christo Renel Sayreville, New Jersey

Christo Renel was found under a rock in the winter of '73. He was placed on a mantel, and displayed as a curious oddity. Slowly he mutated into the form you see today. In the '90s he recorded hundreds of songs on a Tascam Porta 07. After a decades long hiatus, he is back to writing music for your listening displeasure. His first solo album 'Christo Renel Plays in Traffic' will be released in 2020. ... more

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