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Anticipate relief and the sound of splashing water
Sometimes it slips with ease, other times you must push harder
When you’re backed up and constipated, it will be a bother
You might grunt, you might moan, you might even holler

Everybody poops
And everybody pinches a loaf
Sitting on the throne from time to time

It doesn’t matter if you’re a king, or just a measly peasant
We all still poop, and the smell can be unpleasant
Kid or adult, woman or man
We all have been pooping since our lives began

Drop the kids off at the swimming pool
Let the logs out, let the turtles loose
Make like Snoop, and ‘Drop it like it’s hot’
Unloose the caboose, yeah, give it all you’ve got

Everybody poops
And everybody plants potatoes
Sitting on the throne from time to time
Yeah, everybody poops
Everybody anal pukes
It isn’t a sin, and it ain’t no crime

Bake a loaf, then blast your butt trumpet
Bomb the bowl with a butt load of nuggets
Dook one out, yeah, drop a brown trout
Do not wipe until all the turds are out

Whether you’re a human or an animal at the zoo
We all must poop, yeah, even fish poop, too
If you’re kinky you can add it to your sex life
Cleveland Steam your husband, or smear it on your wife

Everybody poops
And everybody vacates their bowels
Sitting on the throne from time to time
Everybody poops
And everybody takes a dump
It isn’t a sin, and it ain’t no crime

Plant the potatoes, dook one out
Squeeze the cheese, make a solid fart
Roll out a nut log, ride the hoop
‘Cuz everybody poops!

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from Christo Renel Plays in Traffic, released July 31, 2020

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Christo Renel Sayreville, New Jersey

Christo Renel was found under a rock in the winter of '73. He was placed on a mantel, and displayed as a curious oddity. Slowly he mutated into the form you see today. In the '90s he recorded hundreds of songs on a Tascam Porta 07. After a decades long hiatus, he is back to writing music for your listening displeasure. His first solo album 'Christo Renel Plays in Traffic' will be released in 2020. ... more

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